Some of their campaign promises:
1. First and most importantly they promise never to tax cookies or bananas. There will, however, be a Bath Tax (get over it Mom).
2. Any foreign policy issues will be handled by Big Brother (also known as Ben).
3. All WIC recipients will be issued 16 slightly licked tupperware lids and 7 unmatched containers.
4. The eagle as a national symbol will be replaced by Gooka the Golden Retriever who will appear on all currency and replace the stars on the American flag.
5. Feeding the National Symbol can occur by tossing your leftovers at the Amercian flag.
6. The first order of business will be appointing John Michael as ambassador to Hooville.
Well, they have my vote...any other takers?