Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Homeschool Club Launches Zak's Modeling Career

We took our last homeschool club outing of the school year today to IKEA.  Ben decided it was time to launch Zak's modeling career.  What could be a more perfect place?  

Here we have ExecuZak:



 Cowboy Zak taming the wild moose:


 Beast wrestling Beast in a drawer:



Tea Party:



Mirror Mirror On the wall....


A little tired out after all that:


 The hired help was tired out too:


More Beast wrestling:


A little time for Wardrobe:


The tile didn't quite go with his wardrobe:



John was about done by now:


Of course the unsocialized homeschoolers were acting like perfect ladies and gentlemen:


Chef Zak:



Time for breakfast!


The sink modeling the latest in Zaks:


Have you ever tried to go *against* the arrows?  Very difficult.



And everyone needs a cuppa joe at the end of a long day:

All this AND we won today's game of Race the Bus Home for the last school day of the year.

Friday, June 08, 2012

Polka Dots

Faith saw the outfit I picked out for her today and asked "Polka dots?"  
Yup
Oh so I can polk around today.
Yup.
I have a great idea!  Why don't we go polking?
Great.idea.


Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Sharp Dressers

I thought a little pictorial journey through family fashion would be fun:












Sunday, June 03, 2012

Well That didn't go so well...

     For all my good intentions, I guess I never did manage to blog my way through the school year.  Let's suffice it to say it was awesome for the homeschoolers,  a nightmare at the middle school, a mixed bag at the high school but we've all grown and changed.
     In spite of the long hiatus, something is tugging at me to keep on keeping on with the blog within the general creative fog that seems to waft through my brain most days.  I know I should be focused on the kids (well, maybe sometimes I can give myself a few minutes) but this school year turned out to be a lot about, well, me.  I've been pining away as an artist and desperately wanting my children to have what I had as a kid - a super-charged creative environment in which to think, learn, BE (thanks Mom and Beth!).
     With the challenging kids out of the loop during the day, I turned my attentions to fostering the creative in the home schooled ones.  I have to admit, I started my Big Push on Ben who is already ripe for the picking with his own flair for the dramatic and a shared love of all things theater.  I started an improvisational troupe for him and his friends and together we spent the year learning how to do improvised scenes.  I threw myself into the production of King Lear in which Ben performed as Edmund and I arranged for regular trips with my teens to see the Baltimore Improv Group perform.  And that's where the bug bit me in the butt.  After watching hours and hours of youtube videos of various improv artists and comics, as well as Netflix and Tivo reruns of Whose Line is It Anyway and becoming a BIG groupie, I realized this is my destiny.  I've often joked with Tad and the kids about becoming a stand-up comic but I suddenly started taking myself seriously.  I love comedy.  I adore it.  I love making people laugh, and I love having a place to hide at the end of the day where everything is funny and the un-funny things melt away.  Before I knew what I was doing, I signed up Tad and myself for classes with BIG - first Introduction to Improv and now a few classes into Intermediate Characters.  Tad is really good at this one, I find it extremely challenging.
     I'm not exactly sure how all this is going to go.  I am simultaneously working my way through a comedy text book on developing a stand-up routine.  I must say I am much more attracted to improvisational forms, though, and really would like some combination of stand-up and sketch comedy to be my destination.  I'm 41 years old and I've just figured out what I want to be when I grow up.  Yay me.
     As a bonus, I stopped to look around recently and realized the rest of my kids have been following right behind me.  Andrea and Miriam have been making beautiful creations in their school art class.  I was so thrilled at how far out of her artistic box Andrea had come that I sent the art teacher a glowing email stating if they had no other classes in their school experience, I would be content.  Philip recently had to choose between History and Drama and guess what he chose?  That's my boy - not that History isn't important but, honestly, it's not all that important for *him*.  Ruth has abandoned all her inhibitions when she takes to the bleachers with her school chorus and Betsy and John had their own starring roles in their elementary homeschool production.  Those two also picked up recorders and learned to toot, practicing seemingly endlessly with Betsy's toots actually sounding as if she were playing on Tad's nice wooden instrument rather than her $5 plastic Yamaha.  Oh and I forgot to mention that somewhere in the middle of the school year, JT got a musical bee in his bonnet and signed himself and his trumpet up for Band.  With an awesome band teacher willing to take on a student who as yet had been only self-taught, he's making his way through concert and marching band and loving it.
    Now I just can't wait to see the script Betsy wrote for Father's Day put up on the Klopcic stage in the basement....it's gonna be good!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Here I Am...

Well I seem to have gotten lost in cyberspace somewhere but I'm going to try to post a bit more frequently again (more frequently than once every six months is really setting that bar high, huh?!).  But I find myself awake at previously unknown to me hours and so I'm thinking perhaps I can use that time to continue to record the crazy life in our household. 

Our world has been rocked.  Turned upside down.  All we ever knew has been tossed with yesterday's garbage and replaced with today's adventure.  Four of the kids are now in Public School - that evil place I swore I'd never make my children attend.  My day now begins at the ridiculously early hour of 6am.  Gone are the days of sleeping until 9:30 and starting our day at 10:30.  I now have four kids on their way, laundry started, dressed, email checked, baby fed dressed and returned for a morning nap and my breakfast eaten by 7:30 am.  Who IS this woman?!

It started with JT.  He's been bugging us from the beginning of Time to play soccer for our local high school.  Daily reminders that several Baltimore Blast players got their starts at this school coupled with endless repititions of WHY can't I go to school? earned him a tryout for the team.  Well, he made the team and thus earned a seat on the Big Yellow Bus since MD law prohibits homeschoolers from playing sports on public school teams (I won't even begin on that one....).  Sooo....one down...why not some more?  He was followed by Philip at the same school, then Ruth at the middle school and most recently Andrea at the high school.  Miriam is my last hold out and her attitude about it changes by the hour.  She'll turn 16 next month and will get a big graduation from homeschool party and then it's on to Public School for her whether she likes it or not...but most likely she will.

Once Miriam boards that short bus for the first time we'll have JT plus all of our special kiddos as card-carrying members of the Public School Club.  That sure does make the Homeschool Club look verrrry different and we are loving it!  Honestly, I'm not sure why I didn't make this decision sooner except that I know I needed to feel confident that I had taught those four all I could possibly teach them before passing on the baton.  Now our days have gone from one therapeutic goal to the next to an endless realm of adventures in learning with those who CAN learn leading the way, sprinkled with the usual Adventures in Toddlerhood.

It's a whole new world in the Klopcic household these days and we are looking forward to a new homeschooling year like never before.

Monday, October 11, 2010

The Missing Pieces

Besides being terribly behind on blogging about birthdays and family trips and the usual Tali antics and Davidisms,  I have also been remiss in reporting a few other small details of our lives....like starting a family business...and, oh, having another baby. 

The business came first - an idea inspired by Ben's chance comment about his future in the entertainment industry.  "Mom," he said to me one day while standing in the kitchen, "I want to be the guy who shows up at the party with the moonbounce and the magic act and the cotton candy machine."  A lightbulb went off in my head, my ears literally perked up (they can do that you know, if sufficiently aroused) and I said, "Cotton Candy!  Hmmm....."  And thus was born Squeaky Clean Entertainment, the proud peddlers of old fashioned party entertainment and all natural NatureSpun cotton candy.

For years I've been feeling a pull to start up a family business - something all the kids can be involved with, something that will be there for them as they get into high school and college and need to earn money, someplace where our more compromised children can find a niche, a laboratory for the arts, science, math - the Uber-Homeschool Project.  And now here it is - hawking cotton candy and marketing party entertainment. 

We thought this would be a great time to start up a business.  Having lost years of our lives and the dream of owning and living on a farm to the mess of a church from whence we came, we were beginning to talk redemption - reclaiming what we lost, moving forward, putting ourselves on a fast track to long-neglected goals.  And we were resting from having children.  Twelve was a good number.  Long ago, Tad said he'd get to twelve and consider the contract (I said I thought we'd end up with 16 but I granted him his considerations).  So we started off on monthly monitoring and a whole slew of other nonsense intended to temporarily cease any new fetal development.  In true Klopcic fashion, however, it wasn't long after our business was adopted into the family that number 13 showed up in my womb.  Yes, we know how *that* happens but really I have no idea how it happened this time around - we had it all figured out - or so we thought....and now we have a wee one due on or about April 1st.  God's joke on us - a wonderful, glorious joke!

Dear October,

Please stop acting like June.  The internal temperature of my pregnant body is already high enough without you flirting with it and egging it on to go ever higher.  Besides, you know I'm trying to change all the clothes over to our Fall and Winter wardrobe and you are making this much more difficult than it needs to be.  You're not funny - so just get on with it please. 

Regards,

Mairs

Monday, September 13, 2010

Happy Birthday Little Man!

Nathan's twin finally caught up to him in age - just a few weeks late...He invited his very best friend Gabby over and her little brother Benjamin. The two of them fit right into the chaos and loved every second of running around with all the kids.  They made their own pizzas together, had cake and then Miah enjoyed opening his presents. Although, I'm not sure who enjoyed some of the presents more... 
Happy Birthday Little Man!!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Boys and Tinker Toys

I love these things!  They've always fostered such creativity in my kids.  Now they're getting high tech too.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Today's Excitement

So today this little fella was running about on our driveway and in our garage.  I took this picture with my cellphone sans zoom - I really got this close and still the little scamperer didn't even flinch.  Ben found him and the little thing immediately latched onto him and began to follow him everywhere.  Ben went out to the driveway, Baby followed him, Ben went in the garage, Baby followed, Ben climbed up a tree, Baby scampered up about two feet and then got stuck there. Everyone who went outside today was privy to his shenanigans.  He just would not leave our family alone, as if to say "Look, you already have a gazillion, don't you want me too?!"  A bit worried about his behavior and not at all familiar with juvenile squirrel antics, I put in a call to Animal Control.  Mr. Animal Control guy arrived and identified our little friend as Orphaned Squirrel - round about age 4 weeks.  He suggested Mama Squirrel probably met up with a car somewhere and left little Jr abandoned to the wild world.  He captured Orphaned Squirrel, put him gently in a cage, had me sign a paper saying I was the owner of Orphaned Squirrel and I was willingly relinquishing him to the care of Mr. Animal Control and then set off in his van to deliver Orphaned Squirrel to a local rehabber who, he promised, would carefully care for Orphaned Squirrel for the next two weeks and then release our little friend into the wild.  So long little friend!  May you fare better than your poor mum!

Monday, August 09, 2010

It's Official...

I now have a son taller than me.  I tried to squish down those dreadlocks but it just didn't work.  He has me by at least a half inch....sigh...

Thursday, August 05, 2010