Sometimes I find myself saying the durndest things....
You may not make noseprints in your cornbread.
You may not hide your food in the Advent wreath.
If you find yourself licking your plate, you are *not* having good table manners.
Saying goodnight does not involve the word dupa.
You may not wear your veil to the dinner table.
Do not put your foot in a hot oven.
You may not boss people around when you are only wearing your underwear.